Miscellaneous - Bloody
by Spencer Robertshaw
published: 23 / 4 / 2011
intro
With summer on its way, Spencer Robertshaw in 'Evidently Spencertown' reflects in 'Bloody' upon a typical British summertime day
The bloody sun is bloody hot The pollen gives you bloody snot The bloody ice creams bloody melt Is that your feet I bloody smelt? The bloody dogs are off their lead The bloody kids all bloody feed On bloody pop and bloody crisps The bloody bogs all smell of this And bloody that and this Bloody washing on the line Twat next door, it's barbecue time Burning bloody chicken legs Get the washing off them pegs! Bloody Beatles here comes the sun Bloody noses run and run Hayfever here, hayfever there, hayfever bloody everywhere Bloody better make the most Brown and wrinkled, look like toast Bloody blokes are on the pull Bloody pubs are bloody full Get that bloody top back on Bloody tattoos all spelt wrong Happy days all in the sun Bloody English having fun
Visitor Comments:- |
467 Posted By: Barbara Taylor, Harrogate on 29 Aug 2011 |
I really really like this poem it made me laugh line by line. More please!
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